Yes you on the treadmill

When you are at the gym I am watching you. Don't be self conscious. Hardly anyone will hear about how you re-adjusted your sweat pants lower and lower after every set of crunches. I will tell no one about the tattoo that you have on your pubic bone. And I will keep all these secrets, Mr. At-the-gym-at- 1:30-in-the-afternoon because you are the reason I keep going back.
Who knows, maybe one day I'll come up to you and tell you how much I like your dance routine on the treadmill, and I would not want my loose tongue to keep us from being the best of friends.